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post #1 of 13 Old 07-21-2009, 08:35 PM Thread Starter
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FUNNY. I am looking for a 2nd truck

I have been looking for another truck to use at work and have been looking at everything. New/Old. Just getting the feel for things over the past month.
I came across this ad and it made me laugh.

HARD.

Thought I would share. Now make sure you do not categorize this gent in the southerner category.
Sounds like an idiot to me.

i have to sell my dually ASAP or TRADE


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Notice the "Cracked Fiberglass" Followed by "This truck has not plastic, thin metal ECT"


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post #3 of 13 Old 07-21-2009, 09:14 PM
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Boy, this guy is a rocket scientist.

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i got a 1993 ford f350 diesel the last year they made this moter befor they moved on to the power CHOKE
this is the GREAT 7.3liter diesel moter of its kind it is a" INTERNATIONAL " moter BEST moter ever made Who made that power choke moter again?
its a 4 door long bed dually and the only body damage it has is on the fiberglass fender
this is a great starter truck for a kid THIS TRUCK IS ALL STEEL NOT PLASTIC OR THIN METAL LIKE THE NEW TRUCKS what about fiberglass? oh wait you just said its all busted off so I guess it is all steel now.
the only reason why im selling this truck becouse its to big to park in the street and i cant fit it in my driveway widen driveway?
If you have a trade as in an EXPEDITION, TAHOE, SUBURBAN, OR SOMETHING IN THAT NATURE
feel free to call i dont need NO TIRE KICKERS or NO LOWBALLERS or A PIECE OF JUNK I have a 93 geo metro for trade.
i have a good truck and i am a mechanic and i know what viehicals are worth
MY TRUCK BOOKS AT $8500 BEFOR THE GRILL GUARD, BACK BUMPER, OR THE HEADACHE RACK AND TOOL BOX I sure wish I where a mechanic then I could figure out why my 96 veiucycle is only worth $6000 and I too have not removed the factory bumpers. Must be cus of that d@mn power choke moter ruinin the value.
IT ALSO HAS A HIDEAWAY GOOSENECK HITCH IN THE BED Is that so you can tow it behind something? my truck has a goose neck ball hiden in the bed.
i just put a new transmission in this truck and that ran me $3800 becouse its such a big transmission Y didnt you tell the shop to put a smaller one in it?
IM ASKING $4500 OBO WITCH IS STILL $3200 LESS THAN WHAT ITS WORTH FAIL!
it gets about 15 to 17 miles to the gallon Yeah! Down hill! With the moter turned off!
I DONT HAVE A CAMERA BUT IF YOUR INTERESTED PLEASE CALL ME
NO EMAILS PLEASE 210-877-4989 OR 210-897-1419 Boy I bet thats guna b a real intelectual conversation!



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total d bag, this guy is


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i chuckled when he said it had the best motor ever but i dont think he realizes that international does make the powerstroke, moron lol


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I called, still for sale.

For the record, he will not trade for a 94 VW Jetta that doesn't run; nor will he deliver to North Carolina. Go figure.

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Early 99 F250 with a bunch of extra junk...
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That's one of the funniest ads I have ever read. Actually that could be my neighbor after a few beers

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this guy is the biggest dip**** Ive ever heard of. I dont think I could turn out that stupid if I dropped out in the 6th grade. This guy brings a whole new meaning to hillbilly. Its nice to know that there is somebody this stupid out there. I guess it just makes us feel better about ourselves.
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