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6 Truths of Life:

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
















2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.


























3. And discover that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.


































4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.


























5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.








































6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.











I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I need company.


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post #3 of 25 Old 07-14-2009, 10:51 AM
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wow you got me...that was good though

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.......... that is nice im with you on this one.

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there i was at the highest most respectible moment of my life i just touched all my top teeth with my tongue......



then i read the rest.....


that was a good one....

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