The cannibal restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Conservatives, Liberals, Parti Québécois, New Democratic or Green Party: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Canadian Politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.'