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Old 07-12-2009, 12:40 PM
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The cannibal restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked Conservatives, Liberals, Parti Québécois, New Democratic or Green Party: $150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Canadian Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.'
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:54 PM
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pretty funny. I like your sig too
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