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Old 07-12-2009, 11:52 AM
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Don't forget about saturday....

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife naked.
must commit suicide if he does.

So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think itís okay to see nude women other than their wives, & to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American govít appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!
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Old 07-12-2009, 11:56 AM
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sounds like a plan to me!
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Old 07-12-2009, 11:59 AM
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That would not be impressive with my neighbors
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:02 PM
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My neihbours wife got a new pair of boobs a year ago so I'm am more than willing to support the effort
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:03 PM
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My nearest neighbor is 1/4 mile away and it is a single woman! Guess it won't hurt the ol' lady to get some exercise though?
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:22 PM
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Sounds like a good plan. I really don't wanna see the women that live near me naked though (need a puking smilie) but if it eliminates some terrorists, i can always just use the internet to replace those gross images with good ones.
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:28 PM
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Sounds like a winner to me!.....I'm not gonna hang around this neighbor hood tough...think I'll go to the waterpark or the lake!
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:58 PM
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i got this in a email awhile ago and it had pics with it.
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