Don't forget about saturday....

[rob05]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife naked.
must commit suicide if he does.

So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wives, & to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American gov’t appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

[blacksmokingpowerstroke]

sounds like a plan to me!

[GM Duraturd]

That would not be impressive with my neighbors

[nhra6002]

My neihbours wife got a new pair of boobs a year ago so I'm am more than willing to support the effort

[Hank]

My nearest neighbor is 1/4 mile away and it is a single woman! Guess it won't hurt the ol' lady to get some exercise though?

[Jake]

Sounds like a good plan. I really don't wanna see the women that live near me naked though (need a puking smilie) but if it eliminates some terrorists, i can always just use the internet to replace those gross images with good ones.

[CHUCK]

Sounds like a winner to me!.....I'm not gonna hang around this neighbor hood tough...think I'll go to the waterpark or the lake!

[Jarrod B]

i got this in a email awhile ago and it had pics with it.