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post #1 of 7 Old 07-11-2009, 01:39 PM Thread Starter
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An old man goes into a drugstore to buy some Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?"

"I can cut them for you, said Dan the pharmacist"

"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection"

"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection"

"I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers"

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An old man goes into a drugstore to buy some Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?"

"I can cut them for you, said Dan the pharmacist"

"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection"

"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection"

"I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers"
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