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post #1 of 10 Old 07-11-2009, 01:25 PM Thread Starter
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I won Lotto

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"


She says, "I'd take half then leave you."


"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6 now F** off!"


LETTER OF THE YEAR......

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Please don't try to tell me how to raise my kids - I'm married to one of yours and believe me there's room for improvement!

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Lol thats great!

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That's good stuff

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i like those lol. at first i thought you actually won lotto

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I did , i won $10 and the wife still wouldnt leave.


LETTER OF THE YEAR......

Dear Mother-in-Law

Please don't try to tell me how to raise my kids - I'm married to one of yours and believe me there's room for improvement!

Sincerely
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That was a good one!


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