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So I kicked my GF out

Guys this ****ing sucks. I never try to get to personal with my life with people.....but




I caught my dad with my GF...

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me), small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away for this past weekend to visit some family and come back, and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my father if anything had happened with my GF and he acted clueless.

So I come home tonight after a night out and BAM! Right in my kitchen, I catch my father redhanded with his meat in my GF. I was pissed and told him to take his meat out of my GF and get out. Needless to say, the GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and kicked the GF to the curb.

My father had the audacity to call me later tonight and ask how the GF is!

Should I go over and beat him senseless?

Here's a pic of my GF, so you will know...
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I am sure it is funny but the link don't work.

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Sorry to hear buddy. Did you happen to get any video?

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Tuff break. I don't know if I could talk to either of them again.

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So you are saying you are porking George Forman.

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So you are saying you are porking George Forman.
Its a joke Dale GF doesnt stand for girlfriend in this case it means a George Foreman grill

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