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Old 07-08-2009, 09:15 AM
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So I kicked my GF out

Guys this ****ing sucks. I never try to get to personal with my life with people.....but




I caught my dad with my GF...

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me), small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away for this past weekend to visit some family and come back, and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my father if anything had happened with my GF and he acted clueless.

So I come home tonight after a night out and BAM! Right in my kitchen, I catch my father redhanded with his meat in my GF. I was pissed and told him to take his meat out of my GF and get out. Needless to say, the GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and kicked the GF to the curb.

My father had the audacity to call me later tonight and ask how the GF is!

Should I go over and beat him senseless?

Here's a pic of my GF, so you will know...
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c3...21/gfchamp.jpg

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Old 07-08-2009, 09:20 AM
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I am sure it is funny but the link don't work.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:21 AM
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try it now
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:21 AM
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i would kill him

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Old 07-08-2009, 09:22 AM
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Sorry to hear buddy. Did you happen to get any video?
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:24 AM
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:25 AM
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Sorry to hear buddy. Did you happen to get any video?
X2 .........
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:26 AM
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Tuff break. I don't know if I could talk to either of them again.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:31 AM
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So you are saying you are porking George Forman.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:35 AM
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So you are saying you are porking George Forman.
Its a joke Dale GF doesnt stand for girlfriend in this case it means a George Foreman grill
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