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Old 06-30-2009, 05:05 PM
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Happy 4th of July

DONT FORGET ABOUT SATURDAY!
Donít forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think itís okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American govít appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti -terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you donít send this to at least 5 people youíre a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward & are in the position of posing as a national threat !
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!
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Shouldn't we celebrate our country and heritage every day instead of just July 4? I vote yes.
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