Autozone guys are totally awesome.

Goose · #1 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 06:33 PM

Ok, I had a SES light and it was the air/fuel ratio, well anyway I ask them to pull the code and clear it to be safe. He goes its almost dark and I can't go out. I go so since you guys are in such high demand your not aloud out after dark. So He gives it to me, I told him the code and he was like blah blah blah. I was like ok whatever. But I told him I thought it might have been over boosting and he goes you got a turbo charger on your car. Im like YEP a big un and he was like my truck is bigger blah blah Blah. And meanwhile Im thjinking yea nad its proboly a 77 rust bucket with some bald swampers LOL. Anyway needless to say I am never going to that Autozone again. I am sorry for the novel and I thought you guys could use a laugh!

Blue01F250 · #2 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 06:36 PM

lol - are they afraid of the dark?

**sevenmalards** · #3 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 06:39 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!
Thats as bad as going to Autozone and asking for a intake manifold gasket set for a small block chevy. "What year?" "Anything before 87" "Sir I need a year" Okay Dumb F%@# how about a '75 1/2 ton truck? Sorry sir where out of that one! Then give me one for a G#% D#%@ 80 1/2 ton. "Sir that won't work" What did you just say to me kid? GO GET IT!!! So he goes and gets it and tells me "good luck"!!! Then I proceed to show him the back of the fel-pro box that says 1955-1987! "Sir that still won't work!!" ????????? You can't be serious????

Goose · #4 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 06:41 PM

yea they are great I wanted to say yup i put a turbo on my moped but i didnt

clmtng · #5 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 06:41 PM

Indy huh...I would have never guessed. Is Terra Haute a big town? I had that issue once in Phoenix, so I never went back when it was dark. But I do beleive that is strange. You know the boogy man comes out at night and attacks unsuspecting automotive store personnel.

**sevenmalards** · #6 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 06:43 PM

Wait I got a funnier one!!!!!!!

I have an H2 (don't ask why, it's a bucket) and I went to Autozone to get a new A/C relay. I have the hood open on it (folds forward) and the Autozone geek comes out and says "sir can I give you a hand?" You? give ME a hand? No thanks! "Sir I know what I'm doing!" Oh you do do you? Then WHY are you working at Autozone? He doesn't answer me but looks into the engine bay and says "THESE HAVE GM MOTORS IN THEM?"

All I say to him is "thanks for making my point!!!!!!!"