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Snow Plow Joke

We got snow today as the first of the season (in Dayton, Ohio) and thought I would post this joke up for a quick laugh.

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when the little Blonde got off work. She made her way
to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat
in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She
finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a
blizzard she should wait for a snow-plow to come by and follow it.
That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a
snow-plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the
snow-plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was
not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow-
plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow-plow driver
wanted to know if she was alright as she had been following him for
a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's
advice to follow a snow-plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if
she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, and was
going over to Sears next.

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BTW, where at in Dayton are ya?

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BTW, where at in Dayton are ya?
I'm a little south of town. Live close to the Dayton Mall. I see you're not too far away - Farmersville.

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omg i needed that...
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I'm a little south of town. Live close to the Dayton Mall. I see you're not too far away - Farmersville.
How close to the mall? I'm over there all the time, but i've never seen your truck. I keep an eye out for any diesel around that area, especially if it looks modded at all. I was beginning to think their were no modded 6.4s around...

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How close to the mall? I'm over there all the time, but i've never seen your truck. I keep an eye out for any diesel around that area, especially if it looks modded at all. I was beginning to think their were no modded 6.4s around...
I live down Mad River Rd a few miles and work at Sycamore Hospital campus at the Administration building (next to the hosp on the right.) I work in IT as a web developer. I alternate between driving my lifted Jeep Wrangler and the F350. I treat the F350 as the 'good' vehicle and try not to drive it in the salt, etc.

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