Everyones Favorite Foods

[cchase]

anything italian... i love it. i could eat chicken parm everyday...... basically anything off the grill, pizza of course. funny thing is i dont like seafood at all.... also anything un healthy for me, it seems that is the best.

[FORD PARTS GUY]

pizza, Steak, Buffalo Wings, just about anything that had parents.

[Barchetta]

Originally Posted by stroken04

that doesnt sound very good, but I have never tried it.

I do like gizzards and sushi tho

It's like toro (fatty tuna) only much more tender and flavorful. Unbelievable it is!

[kingchip]

Originally Posted by Barchetta

Oh man, no kidding. I love me some gizzards!!!

As many have said before, the list of stuff I don't like is shorter.

But I sure do love sushi. And I am not talking rolls either. I mean the real stuff without rice or nuttin. I especially love baby octopus!!! Anyone every had the raw cheeks from a tuna? Man that is some tasty stuff!!!

Down here, the plain raw meat is called sashimi, not to be confused with sushi. Yellowfin tuna fresh off the hook , add some wasabi sauce,is my favorite.

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[sawyer1]

Heres Mine
-Cow heart
-Fried Tomatos
-Those boneless buffalo wings
-Pizza
-Calf nuts (rocky mountain oysters) Fresh off the calf
-Crawfish(hotter the better)