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Funny "story"

If You Are Unhappy

Once upon a time, There was a nonconforming sparrow who deiced not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.

In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow.

The sparrow thought it was the end.

But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.

Warm and happy,able to breath, he started to sing.

just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.

The cat cleared away the manure,found the chirping bird and promptly ate him...


THE MORAL OF THE STORY

1. Everyone who ****s on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the **** is not necessarily your friend.
3. And , If you're warm and happy in a pile of ****, keep your mouth shut.

What this nation needs is cleaner thoughts and dirtier fingernails...

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I'm guessing that you didn't lose nearly as much as it appeared. Spills are like that. The last beer that I spilled was like a million ounces.
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I cant take credit for it, stole it from another forum I am on but thought it was kida good one to share

What this nation needs is cleaner thoughts and dirtier fingernails...

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