Trucker Lingo

[Tikal]

Q: How can ya tell if your wife has been cheatin' on ya with a JB Hunt driver?
A: You come home after a week on the road and he's still tryin' to back outta the driveway

Q: How can ya tell if your wife has been cheatin' on ya with Swift driver?
A: You come home to find your wife knocked up and your mailbox knocked down.

[Logan]

haha, thats pretty funny

[screamin7.3]

Ya'll heard of CRST and ever wondered what it stood for? Columbian Reefer Smokin' Team!

[Hardline]

Awe there is alot that are not on there.
Wall to wall tree top tall - Good sounding radio
Top shelf- same as above
Rooster cruiser - Very fast truck
Skate board - flatbedder
parking lot - car hauler

What does a Snieder truck and the orange construction barrels have in common.
They are both orange and have a dirt bag inside of them.

[Tacomarunner]

SWIFT Sure Wished I Finished Trucking (School)

[alberta 7.3]

Mermaids - weigh station (C%^$ with scales)

Orange construction barricade barrel - Schnieder Eggs (if you hit one, it hatches, and two dirt bags pop out)

[VC-Racing]

Big Truck : Driver goes as fast as he can
Large Car : Drivers goes as fast as he wants to
18 wheel Stainless Steel Rooster Cruiser : Shiney Large car
Bare Foot Radio: No kicker
Big Radio: Galaxy, Connex, Ranger radios
Trailer Truckin: Out having a good time on the road, Riding fast.
Chicken house/ Hen house : wiegh stations
Hero: friend
Good nieghbor : friend
SWIFT : Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck
High rent lane: Normally Left lane restrictions
Driving award: ticket
Bull Hauler: Livestock hauler
GO GO girls: Hogs, pigs
Radio Rambo: Someone who stirs crap and can't back it up.
Sand Bucket : Tri axle stright truck w/ dump body
Dump wagon: Dump truck TT
LOG BOOK: something needed to haul logs(LOL)
coloring Book / Comic book: drivers log book

[Renk Bros.]

P.G.T.= Pat's Gay Truckers
CF Double= Corn Flakes
UPS Double= U People Suck