I need some advice please

[Talmadge]

I suspected for some time now that the wife has been cheating.

The usual signs, phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the truck, when she came home she got out of some ones car she was buttoning her blouse and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched below the truck I noticed it... a hairline crack in the transmission case.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it . . . . ?

[BGJ]

I'd get rid of the wife & the tranny

[big sig]

^^agreed^^

[phoenixrhino2]

I used JB weld once for a Hairline crack, and worked for years.. And then traded it, so not sure if still holding up today.

[sldghamr]

wait a minute, you mean to tell me that there was enough light out at midnight to see a hairline crack, yet your wife didn't see or hear you? or is this a joke?

[phoenixrhino2]

Maybe JB Weld for both.. Wife & Crack... nevermind..

[dereku]

If this is a serious story. The trans bit at the end makes it seem like its not but I would fix one and loose the other. Well get proof then loose the other so you get to keep whats yours.

[taskforcefreddy]

That is hilarious. Not sure which is funnier... the actual story or the fact that everybody believes you and is offering advice.

[NCHornet]

No kidding!!!

[Talmadge]

Its was just a joke I heard the other day,