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Come on ya'll.. Be nice now...
Little Feller' is all exited..
Give him some credit for at least buying a PSD....
After spending all the pesos to make the truck (assuming it's a truck) blow a little cloud..
The bills will add up after all the upgrades, trans, new tires, & everything else that breaks for being less than responsible..
ALMOST ALL OF US HAVE BEEN THERE!!
(except me of course.. I'm perfect)
To answer the OP..
Just do this..
1-It works best if you run your truck EXTREMELY low on oil
2-get the hottest, most HP chip you can find..(remember the more expensive the better)
3-You will need AT LEAST 7" exhaust with about a 22" tip
4-powerbrake every chance you get ESPECIALLY with an E4OD (they love doing that)
Just do all these on a closed road or track of course..
If it doesn't work.. repeat... repeat.. repeat... It will eventually work..
Be sure to also have rap music in the cd player.. massive "bumps" & pants falling off your backside... (sideways hat helps as well)
Follow these tips, and... well......
Actually... they might not help..
BUT>>>>>> If you DO follow these bulletproof directions...
The rest of us will at least have the chance to be "rolling"
(these opinions might not reflect those approved by Not Far From Par)
This rant is approved however by every idiot that wants to race past "rolling coal" on neiborhood streets, & making themselves (& the rest of us by association) look like A$$XXXXX for driving a "coal roller"
1997 F350 CCLB 4x4 PSD
285/75/16 Toyo AT2's
Diamond Eye 3" DP to 4" Straight Pipe
Banks Big Hoss Stage-3