Well if you people really want my "views" here they are
Gay marriage allow it, I personally dont care, as long as we get to keep our guns, kind of like a trade, you can be gay, I can have guns SWEET!
(I dont know why people havnt thought of this before?!)
You can talk about Jesus, and evolution in schools all you want, lets face it most of you believe what your parents taught you about this subject anyways, till you were much older to make a (hopefully) educated guess.
There is a many theories on evolution, and many theories on creationism, just dont be a douche bag about either.
Dealing with alot of taxes, just accept no matter who is in office you are going to be taking it in the rear.
Democrats want to raise every tax it seems like but state tax, republicans whether you believe it or not are going to raise state tax. Both seem to penalize the working class more than the upper (if you dont believe me learn to manipulate taxes).
You should allow gays in the military, think about it, if you are to worried about getting rammed in the ***, you probably are not worried about being shot at. Plus if you think about it, more gays in the military, means more deaths right, I thought you republicans would have liked that?!?!
Abortion sould be allowed upto the 18th YEAR. Thats right, that would fix all the stupid kids running around being punks. Nothing says turn down that loud rap music like threating to abort them.
If you havnt figured this out, while it is somewhat serious, it is mostly a joke.