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Old 01-09-2006, 04:54 PM
Frankie the Gun Frankie the Gun is offline
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Just wanted to share with you a letter I sent out to my friends after I bought my 6.0 ...

Fellow Warriors,

For the past few months I have felt a disturbance in my life, an un-easy feeling that never went away regardless of how hard I worked-out or how much I said "I loved my Jeep." Unbeknownst to me I suffered from INABTS (I Need A Big Truck Syndrome); INABTS is a horrible disease process that will crush even the strongest of wills and Men. I tried to accept a life-style void of an 8ft Bed, six Wheels, room for six, and enough Horse-Power to pull WTHIW (Whatever The Hell I Want). I tried to "Love my Jeep;" I would wash it often, vacuum it weekly, and boosted it's testosterone levels by adding after market parts, but regardless of what I tried, I fell short, INABTS still overshadowed even the best Catalog Orders. I write you all to let you know that I am cured of INABTS forever ... Yes Men, I am talking about a new 2006 Ford F-350 Crew Cab Dually 4x4 with the 6.0 Power Stroke Diesel. I want to thank all of my friends who were relentless in the verbal bashings of the "Chick-Jeep," and for your stand on identifying with the fact that some Men need big trucks, not because it is a phallic symbol, but because we are Men doing manly-stuff.

Thank you, Frankie
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