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Stupid ricer!
It was roughly 11 and I was riding down a two lane road. I'm minding my business doing my usual 5-10 over. It's a 45mph zone and I'm deffinetely doing around 55. I notice the bottom of my truck is lit nicely. It ends up being some stupid fart-canned import. I was like, is he trying to hitch up? Dude couldn't have gotten closer. So I gave a little soot to him, he backed off. But then came in strong. BIG mistake. He went to pass (dotted line and all, legal move... but I can't make it that easy). I notice on coming traffic in his lane, with plenty of distance. So let's up the ante punk, I put it down 3/4 of the way and he can only get to my rear driver door, can't even pass me. I was like, silly rice, powers for domestics!! But then I hit the brakes and saved the newspaper some ink if ya know what I mean.
As soon as he got in front of me, I just rode him hard. Up to a light, perfect. He is in front of me. He takes off, I wait a second, then just crush it into the firewall. I HAD to let off or I would have hit him, I mean, it was a JOKE how slow his junk was. Well he is now looking in his mirror wondering if death now drives an F250. Shortly after he pulled over and let me pass. I slowed down, noticed his window was open, spooled up, and WOW! I couldn't even see his headlights through the soot. We'll just finish off the great kill by letting you know he rode no less than 6 truck lengths behind me the rest of the way, and I was going 45 at that point hahaha
-nate
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