Hi, my name is Dan....and....I'm.....a Lurker.
(Group says in unison.....HI DAN!)
My favorite saying......"God gave me two ears and one mouth, so I should listen twice as much as I talk."
Or maybe the more appropriate saying....."Is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt."
"They are probably lurking for love in all the wrong places"
Ah, but if you find it, you weren't really in the wrong place